This Thing Didn’t Predict Any of This Sh*t

Remember when folded paper told us we’d be rich, famous, and married to our crush? Yeah… how’d that work out?

This tee is for everyone whose childhood fortune missed a few key details — like inflation, therapy, and a pandemic.

Soft as your 3rd grade gel pen collection

Printed on premium fabric that won’t fold under pressure

Perfect for adulting badly.

Wear it with pride. The paper lied.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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