Feeling like your brain's still on dial-up?

We grew up rewinding VHS tapes, texting with T9, and burning CDs that spoke for us.

Now, everything feels… sanitized.

We’re here to bring the weird back — one cotton core memory at a time

Meet Emotional Support Tees

We make nostalgic tees for people who miss the chaos of growing up between Blockbuster and BitTorrent.

Just soft shirts, good prints, and specific memories.

How to Feel Supported in 3 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Pick a shirt that unlocks a core memory
2️⃣ Wear it like a badge of honor
3️⃣ Watch strangers nod knowingly at you in public

What You Get with Emotional Support Tees

Ultra-soft comfort (like a weighted blanket, but public)

 Nostalgia therapy (because a shirt is cheaper than a co-pay)

 Beans the opossum (your emotional support gremlin)

 Low-stakes style for emotionally overdrawn days